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Straight Up with Stassi

Straight Up with Stassi

Love her or hate her, but you can’t ignore the sassy, quick-witted Stassi Schroeder, star of Bravo’s “Vanderpump Rules.” Never one to hold back on any topic, Stassi is here with a brand new weekly podcast, “Straight Up with Stassi’, a biting and hilarious look at the world and everyone in it, according to the Queen Bee herself.

  • Thursday, May 19th
  • Stassi needs some Mom Medicine

    01:16:09
    Stassi's Mom, Dayna, is here to help her daughter out of her Mercury in Retrograde funk.
  • Tuesday, May 17th
  • Ask Stassi: Little Bro Nikolai Gives Advice

    44:55
    Stassi's 11 year old brother, Nikolai, stops by to give some therapeutic advice & teach lessons on life and love.
  • Thursday, May 12th
  • Stassi & Kristina Kelly Gossip Update

    01:09:59
    Stassi is joined by her OG, Kristina Kelly. Topics: Game of Thrones, Snapchat, Blac Chyna, The Blood Type Diet & Open Relationships.
  • Wednesday, May 11th
  • Ask Stassi: Relationship Ultimatums

    42:28
    Stassi recaps her Mercury in Retrograde moments from Connecticut & answers emails about relationship & friendship ultimatums.
  • Thursday, May 5th
  • Rachael O'Brien helps Stassi enter adulthood

    01:40:41
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien joins Stassi to recount the last three days, in which Stassi has chosen "Mercury in Retrograde" to make huge life decisions/purchases. P.S. Disneyland update.
  • Tuesday, May 3rd
  • Ask Stassi: Mercury in Retrograde & how to get over a break up

    50:47
    Mercury in Retrograde is here again and is stalking Stassi, single white female style. Stassi answers your questions on surviving break ups.
  • Thursday, April 28th
  • Kristen Doute AKA The Domesticated Vegetarian Wino

    01:46:24
    Stassi is joined by her favorite vegetarian wino for some honest and open updates.
  • Tuesday, April 26th
  • Ask Stassi

    54:31
    Stassi's new extra weekly podcast episode, Ask Stassi, is all about answering your questions. In this episode, she's not only divulging her own life problems, but also answering yours.
  • Thursday, April 21st
  • Paranormal & Alien talk in New Orleans w/ Sheena Mannina

    01:11:34
    Stassi is joined by her best friend from high school, Sheena Mannina. Not only is Sheena one of the top health gurus in New Orleans, as she owns a local juice bar, "Raw Republic"; but she also happens to have major opinions about Tall Greys and ghosts.
  • Thursday, April 14th
  • Tom Schwartz & Stassi play "Would You Rather"

    01:23:37
    Tom Schwartz is here, and he's not throwing beer. Schwartz & Stassi play "Would You Rather", reveal how they lost their v-cards & answer listener questions.
  • Tuesday, April 12th
  • Stassi's answering your emails

    31:41
    Stassi is answering listener emails, discussing Southern Charm, & giving some updates.
  • Thursday, April 7th
  • I'll get Scheana Shay the pinot grigio

    01:27:45
    Scheana Shay joins Stassi to discuss EVERYTHING from her love of botox to Vanderpump Rules gossip. The girls get a whole lot of serious and dive into the history and status of their friendship.
  • Tuesday, April 5th
  • Murder House talk & emails with Rachael O'Brien

    01:08:35
    Stassi has her comedian bestie Rachael O'Brien join her to discuss a major murder house situation and answer listener emails.
  • Thursday, March 31st
  • Katie Maloney unfiltered, bitches.

    01:30:00
    This moment has been a loooonnnggg time coming, and it has finally arrived! Katie Maloney is here... the girls are in San Diego for a Justin Beiber concert... they are a tad tipsy... and well, the rest is history.
  • Tuesday, March 29th
  • Stassi is is preparing for the end of the world

    37:29
    It's that time of the month for Stassi, and she might be preparing for the end of the world. Don't get discouraged, Stassi still answers your emails.
  • Thursday, March 24th
  • Funny girls Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are in the house

    01:08:08
    Stassi is still on her comedy groupie kick with "The People's Couch" Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard joining her for an hour of comedic delight. Deep topics include: Rosie O'Donnel's cruise extravaganza, Caitlyn Jenner & Vanderpump Rules.
  • Tuesday, March 22nd
  • Answering Khaleesi Emails

    30:10
    Stassi is answering your email questions...
  • Thursday, March 17th
  • Bitchiness & Bachelor Talk w/ Jackie Schimmel

    01:09:52
    Stassi is joined by The Bitch Bible's Jackie Schimmel (aka Stassi's long lost twin). They're drinking bloody mary's, embracing their basic bitchiness, and doing a little Bachelor/Vanderpump Rules finale recap/judgment.
  • Tuesday, March 15th
  • Scream Queens Gossip & Answering Emails

    31:01
    Stassi is recapping the Scream Queens conference at Paley Fest and answering listeners' emails.
  • Thursday, March 10th
  • Bomb Kick A$$ Ep w/ Taylor Strecker

    01:00:54
    Taylor Strecker is here to help Stassi recap her NYC trip.
  • Tuesday, March 8th
  • Stassi is in NYC

    37:07
    Stassi is in NYC for WWHL, and she's interviewing celebrity hair stylist Julius Michael & answering listeners' questions.
  • Thursday, March 3rd
  • We've got the wine hookup

    57:46
    Wine guru, Cameron Hughes, joins the podcast to teach Stassi and all of her listeners everything you need to know about wine.
  • Wednesday, March 2nd
  • Stassi is officially doing two podcasts a week!

    01:10:37
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien joins Stassi to kick off the start of her two-a-week podcast! Rachael and Stassi share stories about their weekend and Stassi answers listeners' emails.
  • Thursday, February 25th
  • Stassi & Kristina Kelly have a weird day

    01:17:53
    Is Mercury in Retrograde happening again? Kristina Kelly joins Stassi as the two discuss an off day they're having, Stassi's trip to Vegas, Vanderpump Rules and Kristina's new business venture.
  • Thursday, February 18th
  • Stassi feels like a peasant at the Grammys

    01:02:45
    Stassi is joined by her wildest friend & former Sur server, Kellie Decker, as she explains her experience on the Grammy red carpet.
  • Thursday, February 11th
  • Stassi does Mardi Gras & is joined by comedian, Rachael O'Brien

    01:24:07
    Stassi explains Mardi Gras life to her comedian bestie, Rachael O'Brien. The two touch on Stassi's new marijuana passion, New Orleans, and The Bachelor.
  • Thursday, February 4th
  • Kristen Doute + Stassi (minus the slap)

    01:45:22
    Vanderpump Rules vixen, Kristen Doute, FINALLY makes her Straight Up debut, and no topic is off limits. Stassi has a run in with a Kardashian/Jenner, and Kristen answers listeners' twitter questions.
  • Tuesday, February 2nd
  • Stassi's trip to Utah, a WWHL meltdown, & a Bachelor recap w/ Comedian Annabelle Desisto

    01:21:59
    Stassi goes to Sundance, has a pre- Watch What Happens Live meltdown, an recaps the latest Bachelor with comedian Annabelle Desisto.
  • Thursday, January 21st
  • COCKTAILS WITH PATRICK- Stassi's bf is here

    01:09:35
    Stassi's radio host boyfriend, Patrick Meagher, joins her for his second episode, where the two cover a million topics, including: Scream Queens, the Amy Schumer scandal, Kocktails with Khloe, Hybrid/alien children, depression, Stassi's current obsessions, Making a Murderer... and let's not forget, The Bachelor.
  • Thursday, January 14th
  • BITCHES IN WEHO w/ Comedian Jaclyn Marfuggi

    01:41:48
    Stassi is joined by comedian Jaclyn Marfuggi to talk ALL things being a basic bitch in West Hollywood, which obviously ends in a Bachelor discussion.
  • Thursday, January 7th
  • Holiday Vacay & Bachelor Recap w/ Comedian Annabelle Desisto

    01:06:36
    Comedian Annabelle Desisto joins Stassi for a holiday vacation recap, as well as some major "Bachelor"/Kardashian discussion.
  • Thursday, December 31st, 2015
  • Christmas Special w/ Stassi's Childhood Friends

    01:13:42
    Stassi is joined by her two oldest childhood friends, Shannon Buckley & Chris Groh, for her Christmas podcast. The threesome opens up about growing up in New Orleans, and what it's like when you realize you're officially an adult.
  • Thursday, December 17th, 2015
  • Scream Queens & Vanderpump talk with comedian Annabelle Desisto

    01:22:37
    Comedian Annabelle Desisto joins Stassi for Scream Queens talk, Vanderpump Rules talk and lots of laughs.
  • Thursday, December 10th, 2015
  • Bitching with The Bitch Bible's Jackie Schimmel AKA Stassi's soulmate

    01:11:54
    Stassi has fallen in love... with a girl. Creator of The Bitch Bible blog and podcast, Jackie Schimmel, joins Stassi for some politically incorrect ranting/bitching/judging. And did we mention Jackie is in a feud with Kylie? Yup.
  • Friday, December 4th, 2015
  • Tricking guys into dating you & ghosts with Kristina Kelly

    01:19:03
    Kristina Kelly (Vanderpump Rules & Stassi's bestie) joins her for an extra long podcast to discuss all things alcohol, reality tv, ghosts, and how to trick a man into being your boyfriend.
  • Wednesday, November 25th, 2015
  • Plastic surgery & alien talk with comedian Rachael O'Brien

    01:00:17
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien joins Stassi to discuss plastic surgery, riders & aliens for Thanksgiving week.
  • Thursday, November 19th, 2015
  • Stassi's got a breast lift & her health guru bestie Sheena Mannina is here to help.

    01:14:51
    Stassi underwent a breast lift/reduction surgery yesterday & is joined by her New Orleans bestie, Sheena Mannina. Sheena owns "Raw Republic", a juice bar/wellness cafe located on Magazine St in the heart of uptown New Orleans. While Stassi favors Daily Mail & wine, Sheena prefers meditation & crystals. They are two best friends who are polar opposites. BUT, they do agree on one thing... Scream Queens is what's up.
  • Thursday, November 12th, 2015
  • Taylor Strecker keeps Stassi up late in NYC

    01:01:40
    Stassi and radio host, Taylor Strecker, are reunited in NYC and it feels so good.
  • Friday, November 6th, 2015
  • Halloween as a Scream Queen w/ Rachael O'Brien

    01:17:45
    Stassi is joined by friend and comedian Rachael O'Brien, as the two discuss Halloween, Scream Queens & performing comedy for the troops.
  • Sunday, November 1st, 2015
  • Dating Talk & Big Announcements with Kellie Decker

    01:03:29
    Stassi's friend Kellie Decker comes over to fill everyone in on life as a single girl in LA. It;s hard out there, you guys! Nothing is off limits with Kellie, and she sure does have some stories to tell. Stassi makes a couple announcements.
  • Thursday, October 22nd, 2015
  • Comedian Annabelle DeSisto grew up with a pink Hummer, enough said.

    01:22:03
    Comedian & "Fashion Police" writer, Annabelle DeSisto joins Stassi for an extra long gabfest. Annabelle explains how she's attending a Tony Robbins seminar to find a rich husband, what life is like growing up with a pink Hummer, & her questionable obsession with the Kardashians. Other topics? Crystals, ghosts, Lindsay Lohan, life coaches, gay boyfriends, Titanic, Speidi, lazy eyes, & Scream Queens... amongst a million other things.
  • Thursday, October 15th, 2015
  • Stassi is obsessed with Apps w/ Kristina Kelly

    01:04:59
    Kristina Kelly calls Stassi out for her App obsession. There is some creepy Uber driver discussion, as well as some Vanderpump Rules talk.
  • Friday, October 9th, 2015
  • Stassi's in her new apartment & Mercury is in retrograde w/ Kristin Lancione

    56:25
    Stassi is broadcasting from her new apartment and chatting with friend, Kristin Lancione, about all the horrific move-in details (which is obviously being blamed on Mercury in retrograde).
  • Friday, October 2nd, 2015
  • Comedian Rachael O'Brien & Stassi discuss the worst thing ever... Diets.

    46:49
    Stassi and comedian Rachael O'Brien talk plastic surgery, periscope, diets & Stassi's new apartment.
  • Thursday, September 24th, 2015
  • Stassi's w/ "This is Why You're Single" authors/comedians Laura Lane & Angela Spera

    01:14:23
    Stassi sits down with Laura Lane & Angela Spera, comedians and authors of the hilarious "This is Why You're Single" franchise. This is a what-to-do and what-not-do while dating for millenials. The girls cover everything from tinder to overthinking texts to stalking prospective dates. Stassi finishes by playing a "Basic Bitch Game" with the two funny ladies.
  • Thursday, September 17th, 2015
  • Part 2: In NYC with Taylor Strecker

    01:26:18
    Taylor Strecker, radio host of Sirius XM's "Wake Up with Taylor", joins Stassi for the second part of their New York Fashion Week podcast. The two discuss everything from porn to fashion to celebrity gossip. Nothing is off limits.
  • Saturday, September 12th, 2015
  • In NYC with Taylor Strecker

    01:04:06
    Stassi is in NYC for fashion week and has her New York bestie, radio host, Taylor Strecker, join her for a TON of gossip-talking. The girls recount numerous funny stories from over the years, and dish on their latest escapades from fashion week. Nothing is off limits when Taylor and Stassi are together. Dish, dish, dish...
  • Friday, September 4th, 2015
  • "Bachelorette" star Nick Viall is straight talkin' w/ Stassi!

    52:33
    "Bachelorette" star Nick Viall joins Stassi for an hour long dish session! Nick talks dating after the show and explains his side of the "Bachelorette" story.
  • Thursday, August 27th, 2015
  • Stassi's Grandma has got something to say!

    01:02:15
    Stassi has her Grandmother on her podcast to hilariously discuss "how times of changed". Grandma even gets into her thoughts on "Bachelor in Paradise". Stassi's Emmy-winning film and TV screenwriter uncle, Roger Schroeder, joins her in the last half to discuss life in the Hollywood industry. He also divulges what life REALLY was like at Studio 54.
  • Friday, August 21st, 2015
  • Talking high school awkwardness w/ old friend Jesse Egan

    01:04:17
    Stassi has her best male friend from New Orleans on the episode to discuss their awkward high school phases and experiences. Hear all about their semi-goth musical theater pasts. Comedian Rachel O'Brien joins Stassi for some "Bachelor in Paradise" talk.
  • Thursday, August 13th, 2015
  • Shit Girls Do & Revealing your Inner Crazzzy w/ Shelby Aranbasich

    01:21:53
    Stassi and her fashion PR guru, Shelby Aranbasich, tap into the universal 'the girls girl' mindset, covering topics from life in your 20's, fashion, girlfriends, pop culture, etc. Don't miss this witty duo's opinion on all things liquid and glamorous.
  • Thursday, August 6th, 2015
  • Bachelorette's villain JJ Lane joins Stassi & Rachael O'Brien

    01:29:40
    Stassi isn't done explaining her most recent hilarious rock bottom stories to comedian Rachael O'Brien. She has a crazy awkward experience with an Airbnb, then is forced to sleep on the floor of a bathroom for a night. She also shares her first intorduction into the world of comedy groupieness. In the last half of the show, "Villains gotta Vill" aka "Brokeback Bachelor" aka JJ Lane joins Stassi for some SUPER candid Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise talk.
  • Wednesday, July 29th, 2015
  • Rock Bottom with comedian Rachael O'Brien

    01:23:44
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien joins Stassi for some uninhibited girl talk. Stassi claims she has officially hit rock bottom, as the last 5 days have been hilariously disastrous. Her car was towed, she has worn the same two outfits for the last 7 days, she's forced to get ready for an event in the middle of a Rite Aid, and she gets bullied into breaking into a house. Rachael divulges what it's like in the comedy world, as Stassi begs to be a comedy groupie. The girls finish up with some good old Kylie talk, as well as a discussion about the Bachelorette finale.
  • Thursday, July 23rd, 2015
  • Stassi's Been Hacked- Kristin Lancione

    01:01:18
    Stassi is divulging how she's recently been hacked and hack-shamed. Kristin Lancione joins her for some hilarious girl talk. Stassi just started watching Orange is the New Black, and she has a lot to say on it! And of course, there is a weekly Bachelorette recap.
  • Friday, July 17th, 2015
  • Gettin' serious with Kristina Kelly

    01:04:15
    Stassi is joined by her bestie Kristina Kelly. The girls recount a recent run with some ex-Bachelor cast members. Stassi gets open and honest, as she answers personal questions posed to her by podcast-listeners. She's discussing her relationship, her past addictions, psoriasis, and more.
  • Thursday, July 9th, 2015
  • Up at Mom's House

    01:02:17
    Stassi's mom, Dayna, joins her to discuss what life has been like having Stassi as a house guest over the holidays. The two divulge their new diet, joke about wearing mom swimsuits, & whether or not they karaoke. In "What's the Skinny?" the two debate The Bachelorette & Scott Disick.
  • Thursday, July 2nd, 2015
  • Stassi's Off Her Rocker & Niki's Off Her Meds

    01:13:44
    Stassi & Niki Davidson discuss their experiences with electroshock therapy & foot fetishes. The girls cover everything from depression, to strip club politics, and comedy show etiquette. Don't miss the latest on pop culture news, including The Bachelorette and Ben & Jen's breakup.
  • Friday, June 26th, 2015
  • The Family Edition

    01:01:55
    Stassi's mom and brothers join her for a family themed episode for the week of her birthday. Her 10 year old brother, Nikolai, gives listeners lots of relationship advice.
  • Thursday, June 18th, 2015
  • In the Venice Beach Shack with Kristina Kelly

    01:12:37
    Kristina Kelly joins bestie Stassi in the Venice Beach Shack for some girl talk. The girls spend the hour joking about Stassi's birthday, being a DUFF, and dating deal breakers. What happens when you move in with your guy too soon and you find out he Nairs? The Bachelorette and Game of Thrones are also discussed.
  • Thursday, June 11th, 2015
  • Stassi almost gets arrested in Disneyland - Jennifer Bush

    59:57
    Stassi tells friend Jennifer Bush about her wild antics at Disneyland, as she and her sister almost got arrested. The discuss some of the worst places to be hungover and what it's like filming a reality show hungover. The two explain a recent bachelorette party they attended. In "What's the Skinny?" Stassi breaks down The Bachelorette, Caitlyn Jenner's new show & a bit of RHONY.

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