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Straight Up with Stassi

Straight Up with Stassi

Love her or hate her, but you can’t ignore the sassy, quick-witted Stassi Schroeder, star of Bravo’s “Vanderpump Rules.” Never one to hold back on any topic, Stassi is here with a brand new weekly podcast, “Straight Up with Stassi’, a biting and hilarious look at the world and everyone in it, according to the Queen Bee herself.

  • Friday, June 24th
  • Ask Stassi: Southern Charm & Bachelorette

    01:00:17
    Stassi, Rachael, and Jaclyn lose their shit over Southern Charm and The Bachelorette. In other news, it's also Stassi's birthday. Stassi has never come second to anything. You're welcome Bravo and ABC.
  • Thursday, June 23rd
  • Stassi's Los Feliz Murder House Experience

    01:08:10
    Stassi has her haunted house partner-in-crime Jennifer Biswas, on the podcast to explain how they manipulated their ways into the MURDER HOUSE.
  • Thursday, June 16th
  • The Bachelorette & Southern Charm with Annabelle Desisto

    01:28:45
    Annabelle DeSisto joins Stassi again to FINALLY dig into Southern Charm & The Bachelorette. Annabelle is fiercely defending Chad, and it's scary.
  • Wednesday, June 15th
  • Ask Stassi: Roommate from Hell

    27:19
    Stassi answers your questions: What do you do when you have a roommate from hell?
  • Thursday, June 9th
  • Serial Killers, Sci Fi & Southern Charm with Annabelle Desisto

    02:09:48
    Funny girl, Annabelle DeSisto, joins Stassi for a special 2 hour episode. Since we last heard from Annabelle, she has been shooting a Sci Fi talk show pilot, and is sharing all the hysterical anecdotes. She may or may not have been a red headed girl on the Titanic in her past life.
  • Wednesday, June 8th
  • Ask Stassi: To move or not to move?

    34:06
    Stassi answers your questions: What's the best cocktail for being on a budget? What do you do when you have a smelly coworker? To move or not to move?
  • Friday, June 3rd
  • Stassi's Stream of Consciousness

    52:05
    Stassi is left without a guest, and is left doing her weekly podcast on her own. Let's just call this Stassi's Stream of Consciousness, or to put it more accurately... Stassi ranting. Topics covered: The Bachelorette & the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard divorce. Speaking of The Bachelorette... Stassi has some MAJOR INSIDE SCOOP.
  • Wednesday, June 1st
  • Ask Stassi: Are pool parties really necessary?

    40:42
    Stassi gives her Memorial Day pros and cons... Being in a bikini with random strangers eyeing each other = CON.
  • Thursday, May 26th
  • Rachael O'Brien thinks Stassi might get framed for a murder

    01:09:58
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien pops in and tells Stassi about about the worst day of her life, which ends up being Stassi's dream day. Haunted tours, TV recaps, and more rock bottom Stassi moments are discussed. Hint: Stassi's bad credit strikes again.
  • Ask Stassi: Are you an Introvert or an Extrovert?

    32:56
    Introverts vs Extroverts & Type A vs Type B
  • Thursday, May 19th
  • Stassi needs some Mom Medicine

    01:16:09
    Stassi's Mom, Dayna, is here to help her daughter out of her Mercury in Retrograde funk.
  • Tuesday, May 17th
  • Ask Stassi: Little Bro Nikolai Gives Advice

    44:55
    Stassi's 11 year old brother, Nikolai, stops by to give some therapeutic advice & teach lessons on life and love.
  • Thursday, May 12th
  • Stassi & Kristina Kelly Gossip Update

    01:09:59
    Stassi is joined by her OG, Kristina Kelly. Topics: Game of Thrones, Snapchat, Blac Chyna, The Blood Type Diet & Open Relationships.
  • Wednesday, May 11th
  • Ask Stassi: Relationship Ultimatums

    42:28
    Stassi recaps her Mercury in Retrograde moments from Connecticut & answers emails about relationship & friendship ultimatums.
  • Thursday, May 5th
  • Rachael O'Brien helps Stassi enter adulthood

    01:40:41
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien joins Stassi to recount the last three days, in which Stassi has chosen "Mercury in Retrograde" to make huge life decisions/purchases. P.S. Disneyland update.
  • Tuesday, May 3rd
  • Ask Stassi: Mercury in Retrograde & how to get over a break up

    50:47
    Mercury in Retrograde is here again and is stalking Stassi, single white female style. Stassi answers your questions on surviving break ups.
  • Thursday, April 28th
  • Kristen Doute AKA The Domesticated Vegetarian Wino

    01:46:24
    Stassi is joined by her favorite vegetarian wino for some honest and open updates.
  • Tuesday, April 26th
  • Ask Stassi

    54:31
    Stassi's new extra weekly podcast episode, Ask Stassi, is all about answering your questions. In this episode, she's not only divulging her own life problems, but also answering yours.
  • Thursday, April 21st
  • Paranormal & Alien talk in New Orleans w/ Sheena Mannina

    01:11:34
    Stassi is joined by her best friend from high school, Sheena Mannina. Not only is Sheena one of the top health gurus in New Orleans, as she owns a local juice bar, "Raw Republic"; but she also happens to have major opinions about Tall Greys and ghosts.
  • Thursday, April 14th
  • Tom Schwartz & Stassi play "Would You Rather"

    01:23:37
    Tom Schwartz is here, and he's not throwing beer. Schwartz & Stassi play "Would You Rather", reveal how they lost their v-cards & answer listener questions.
  • Tuesday, April 12th
  • Stassi's answering your emails

    31:41
    Stassi is answering listener emails, discussing Southern Charm, & giving some updates.
  • Thursday, April 7th
  • I'll get Scheana Shay the pinot grigio

    01:27:45
    Scheana Shay joins Stassi to discuss EVERYTHING from her love of botox to Vanderpump Rules gossip. The girls get a whole lot of serious and dive into the history and status of their friendship.
  • Tuesday, April 5th
  • Murder House talk & emails with Rachael O'Brien

    01:08:35
    Stassi has her comedian bestie Rachael O'Brien join her to discuss a major murder house situation and answer listener emails.
  • Thursday, March 31st
  • Katie Maloney unfiltered, bitches.

    01:30:00
    This moment has been a loooonnnggg time coming, and it has finally arrived! Katie Maloney is here... the girls are in San Diego for a Justin Beiber concert... they are a tad tipsy... and well, the rest is history.
  • Tuesday, March 29th
  • Stassi is is preparing for the end of the world

    37:29
    It's that time of the month for Stassi, and she might be preparing for the end of the world. Don't get discouraged, Stassi still answers your emails.
  • Thursday, March 24th
  • Funny girls Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are in the house

    01:08:08
    Stassi is still on her comedy groupie kick with "The People's Couch" Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard joining her for an hour of comedic delight. Deep topics include: Rosie O'Donnel's cruise extravaganza, Caitlyn Jenner & Vanderpump Rules.
  • Tuesday, March 22nd
  • Answering Khaleesi Emails

    30:10
    Stassi is answering your email questions...
  • Thursday, March 17th
  • Bitchiness & Bachelor Talk w/ Jackie Schimmel

    01:09:52
    Stassi is joined by The Bitch Bible's Jackie Schimmel (aka Stassi's long lost twin). They're drinking bloody mary's, embracing their basic bitchiness, and doing a little Bachelor/Vanderpump Rules finale recap/judgment.
  • Tuesday, March 15th
  • Scream Queens Gossip & Answering Emails

    31:01
    Stassi is recapping the Scream Queens conference at Paley Fest and answering listeners' emails.
  • Thursday, March 10th
  • Bomb Kick A$$ Ep w/ Taylor Strecker

    01:00:54
    Taylor Strecker is here to help Stassi recap her NYC trip.
  • Tuesday, March 8th
  • Stassi is in NYC

    37:07
    Stassi is in NYC for WWHL, and she's interviewing celebrity hair stylist Julius Michael & answering listeners' questions.
  • Thursday, March 3rd
  • We've got the wine hookup

    57:46
    Wine guru, Cameron Hughes, joins the podcast to teach Stassi and all of her listeners everything you need to know about wine.
  • Wednesday, March 2nd
  • Stassi is officially doing two podcasts a week!

    01:10:37
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien joins Stassi to kick off the start of her two-a-week podcast! Rachael and Stassi share stories about their weekend and Stassi answers listeners' emails.
  • Thursday, February 25th
  • Stassi & Kristina Kelly have a weird day

    01:17:53
    Is Mercury in Retrograde happening again? Kristina Kelly joins Stassi as the two discuss an off day they're having, Stassi's trip to Vegas, Vanderpump Rules and Kristina's new business venture.
  • Thursday, February 18th
  • Stassi feels like a peasant at the Grammys

    01:02:45
    Stassi is joined by her wildest friend & former Sur server, Kellie Decker, as she explains her experience on the Grammy red carpet.
  • Thursday, February 11th
  • Stassi does Mardi Gras & is joined by comedian, Rachael O'Brien

    01:24:07
    Stassi explains Mardi Gras life to her comedian bestie, Rachael O'Brien. The two touch on Stassi's new marijuana passion, New Orleans, and The Bachelor.
  • Thursday, February 4th
  • Kristen Doute + Stassi (minus the slap)

    01:45:22
    Vanderpump Rules vixen, Kristen Doute, FINALLY makes her Straight Up debut, and no topic is off limits. Stassi has a run in with a Kardashian/Jenner, and Kristen answers listeners' twitter questions.
  • Tuesday, February 2nd
  • Stassi's trip to Utah, a WWHL meltdown, & a Bachelor recap w/ Comedian Annabelle Desisto

    01:21:59
    Stassi goes to Sundance, has a pre- Watch What Happens Live meltdown, an recaps the latest Bachelor with comedian Annabelle Desisto.
  • Thursday, January 21st
  • COCKTAILS WITH PATRICK- Stassi's bf is here

    01:09:35
    Stassi's radio host boyfriend, Patrick Meagher, joins her for his second episode, where the two cover a million topics, including: Scream Queens, the Amy Schumer scandal, Kocktails with Khloe, Hybrid/alien children, depression, Stassi's current obsessions, Making a Murderer... and let's not forget, The Bachelor.
  • Thursday, January 14th
  • BITCHES IN WEHO w/ Comedian Jaclyn Marfuggi

    01:41:48
    Stassi is joined by comedian Jaclyn Marfuggi to talk ALL things being a basic bitch in West Hollywood, which obviously ends in a Bachelor discussion.
  • Thursday, January 7th
  • Holiday Vacay & Bachelor Recap w/ Comedian Annabelle Desisto

    01:06:36
    Comedian Annabelle Desisto joins Stassi for a holiday vacation recap, as well as some major "Bachelor"/Kardashian discussion.
  • Thursday, December 31st, 2015
  • Christmas Special w/ Stassi's Childhood Friends

    01:13:42
    Stassi is joined by her two oldest childhood friends, Shannon Buckley & Chris Groh, for her Christmas podcast. The threesome opens up about growing up in New Orleans, and what it's like when you realize you're officially an adult.
  • Thursday, December 17th, 2015
  • Scream Queens & Vanderpump talk with comedian Annabelle Desisto

    01:22:37
    Comedian Annabelle Desisto joins Stassi for Scream Queens talk, Vanderpump Rules talk and lots of laughs.
  • Thursday, December 10th, 2015
  • Bitching with The Bitch Bible's Jackie Schimmel AKA Stassi's soulmate

    01:11:54
    Stassi has fallen in love... with a girl. Creator of The Bitch Bible blog and podcast, Jackie Schimmel, joins Stassi for some politically incorrect ranting/bitching/judging. And did we mention Jackie is in a feud with Kylie? Yup.
  • Friday, December 4th, 2015
  • Tricking guys into dating you & ghosts with Kristina Kelly

    01:19:03
    Kristina Kelly (Vanderpump Rules & Stassi's bestie) joins her for an extra long podcast to discuss all things alcohol, reality tv, ghosts, and how to trick a man into being your boyfriend.
  • Wednesday, November 25th, 2015
  • Plastic surgery & alien talk with comedian Rachael O'Brien

    01:00:17
    Comedian Rachael O'Brien joins Stassi to discuss plastic surgery, riders & aliens for Thanksgiving week.
  • Thursday, November 19th, 2015
  • Stassi's got a breast lift & her health guru bestie Sheena Mannina is here to help.

    01:14:51
    Stassi underwent a breast lift/reduction surgery yesterday & is joined by her New Orleans bestie, Sheena Mannina. Sheena owns "Raw Republic", a juice bar/wellness cafe located on Magazine St in the heart of uptown New Orleans. While Stassi favors Daily Mail & wine, Sheena prefers meditation & crystals. They are two best friends who are polar opposites. BUT, they do agree on one thing... Scream Queens is what's up.
  • Thursday, November 12th, 2015
  • Taylor Strecker keeps Stassi up late in NYC

    01:01:40
    Stassi and radio host, Taylor Strecker, are reunited in NYC and it feels so good.
  • Friday, November 6th, 2015
  • Halloween as a Scream Queen w/ Rachael O'Brien

    01:17:45
    Stassi is joined by friend and comedian Rachael O'Brien, as the two discuss Halloween, Scream Queens & performing comedy for the troops.
  • Sunday, November 1st, 2015
  • Dating Talk & Big Announcements with Kellie Decker

    01:03:29
    Stassi's friend Kellie Decker comes over to fill everyone in on life as a single girl in LA. It;s hard out there, you guys! Nothing is off limits with Kellie, and she sure does have some stories to tell. Stassi makes a couple announcements.
  • Thursday, October 22nd, 2015
  • Comedian Annabelle DeSisto grew up with a pink Hummer, enough said.

    01:22:03
    Comedian & "Fashion Police" writer, Annabelle DeSisto joins Stassi for an extra long gabfest. Annabelle explains how she's attending a Tony Robbins seminar to find a rich husband, what life is like growing up with a pink Hummer, & her questionable obsession with the Kardashians. Other topics? Crystals, ghosts, Lindsay Lohan, life coaches, gay boyfriends, Titanic, Speidi, lazy eyes, & Scream Queens... amongst a million other things.
  • Thursday, October 15th, 2015
  • Stassi is obsessed with Apps w/ Kristina Kelly

    01:04:59
    Kristina Kelly calls Stassi out for her App obsession. There is some creepy Uber driver discussion, as well as some Vanderpump Rules talk.
  • Friday, October 9th, 2015
  • Stassi's in her new apartment & Mercury is in retrograde w/ Kristin Lancione

    56:25
    Stassi is broadcasting from her new apartment and chatting with friend, Kristin Lancione, about all the horrific move-in details (which is obviously being blamed on Mercury in retrograde).
  • Friday, October 2nd, 2015
  • Comedian Rachael O'Brien & Stassi discuss the worst thing ever... Diets.

    46:49
    Stassi and comedian Rachael O'Brien talk plastic surgery, periscope, diets & Stassi's new apartment.
  • Thursday, September 24th, 2015
  • Stassi's w/ "This is Why You're Single" authors/comedians Laura Lane & Angela Spera

    01:14:23
    Stassi sits down with Laura Lane & Angela Spera, comedians and authors of the hilarious "This is Why You're Single" franchise. This is a what-to-do and what-not-do while dating for millenials. The girls cover everything from tinder to overthinking texts to stalking prospective dates. Stassi finishes by playing a "Basic Bitch Game" with the two funny ladies.
  • Thursday, September 17th, 2015
  • Part 2: In NYC with Taylor Strecker

    01:26:18
    Taylor Strecker, radio host of Sirius XM's "Wake Up with Taylor", joins Stassi for the second part of their New York Fashion Week podcast. The two discuss everything from porn to fashion to celebrity gossip. Nothing is off limits.
  • Saturday, September 12th, 2015
  • In NYC with Taylor Strecker

    01:04:06
    Stassi is in NYC for fashion week and has her New York bestie, radio host, Taylor Strecker, join her for a TON of gossip-talking. The girls recount numerous funny stories from over the years, and dish on their latest escapades from fashion week. Nothing is off limits when Taylor and Stassi are together. Dish, dish, dish...
  • Friday, September 4th, 2015
  • "Bachelorette" star Nick Viall is straight talkin' w/ Stassi!

    52:33
    "Bachelorette" star Nick Viall joins Stassi for an hour long dish session! Nick talks dating after the show and explains his side of the "Bachelorette" story.
  • Thursday, August 27th, 2015
  • Stassi's Grandma has got something to say!

    01:02:15
    Stassi has her Grandmother on her podcast to hilariously discuss "how times of changed". Grandma even gets into her thoughts on "Bachelor in Paradise". Stassi's Emmy-winning film and TV screenwriter uncle, Roger Schroeder, joins her in the last half to discuss life in the Hollywood industry. He also divulges what life REALLY was like at Studio 54.
  • Friday, August 21st, 2015
  • Talking high school awkwardness w/ old friend Jesse Egan

    01:04:17
    Stassi has her best male friend from New Orleans on the episode to discuss their awkward high school phases and experiences. Hear all about their semi-goth musical theater pasts. Comedian Rachel O'Brien joins Stassi for some "Bachelor in Paradise" talk.

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