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Kill Me Now with Judy Gold

Kill Me Now with Judy Gold

Kill Me Now is a weekly podcast hosted by award winning comedian and writer, Judy Gold. Since Judy always seems to be pissed-off about something, she thought why not interview celebrities, family, friends and neighbors about what makes them angry - from the extraordinary to the mundane. Whether it's your cheap friend who always gets up from the table when the check comes, to injustices such as inequality & equal pay, Judy and her guests vent with wit, humor and passion while you laugh your ass off.

  • Thursday, August 25th
  • 63: Kate Clinton

    46:35
    Judy continues her recording in PROVINCETOWN with comic & humanitarian, Kate Clinton!
    Kate Middle-ton: Growing up the middle-child in a large Catholic family, Kate didn't know how to identify herself.
    Kill Me Now: Judy & Kate realize that their media card is full halfway through the recording.
    Milling around: Elysa & Millie join the audience!
    Not just a gay ol' time!: The gay men who run the Catholic church have to condemn all the other gays so nobody thinks they're gay. GAY.
    Everybody Hates Us: Catholic + Jewish=Italian.
    Kill Me Again: Judy explains the Duggars to Kate for the first t
  • Wednesday, August 17th
  • 62: Paul Gilmartin

    54:13
    Judy continues her recording in LA with comic, actor & host of the popular podcast, 'The Mental Illness Happy Hour,' Paul Gilmartin!
    --Dinner & a Man: Paul's female co-hosts on 'Dinner & a Movie' were constantly replaced by a younger female.
    --Love is Born: Paul met his wife at a club called 'The Comedy Womb.'
    --Mission Impossible: Judy & Paul have countless incomplete projects laying around.  
  • Tuesday, August 9th
  • 61: Ed Crasnick - Part II

    42:17
    Judy continues her scintillating interview with comic, actor & writer: Ed Crasnick.
    --We Are Not Our Thoughts: Pass the joint - we get existential.
    --Only If It's Funny: Judy & Ed talk about what is appropriate comedy for children.
    --2 Milk Minimum: Ed's daughter plans a double-act with her Pop.
    --He Who Smelt It, Delt It: Judy & Ed discuss farting during meditation.
  • Tuesday, August 2nd
  • 60: Ed Crasnick

    47:21
    Judy is in LA & Ed Crasnick is in the house!
    --Drumfessy: Hennessy is the worst & probably the cornerstone of the Trump administration but his wife Chemda is hot so...
    --Win Ben Stein's Acquaintance!: Ed wrote for the popular gameshow, 'Win Ben Stein's Money' but was never allowed to meet or speak with Ben Stein.
    --And I Will See You At the Premiere!: Ed's late sister, Rochelle Crasnick, was the greatest actor he'd ever known.
    --Mommie Dearest: Ed & Judy talk about playing improv games with their mommys.
    --CIA: Ed had a friend whose father worked for the CIA & one day came home with a completely different face.
  • Wednesday, July 27th
  • 59: Jackie Hoffman

    01:12:07
    Legendary comic & character-actor, Jackie Hoffman invites Judy & Hennessy into her living room for some shite-talkin'!
    --No thanks! - Jackie refuses to use male-pronouns when regarding Hennessy because she likes "her" as he is & Judy couldn't get Hennessy's name right if the bottle were in her hand.
    --Always a Bridesmaid - Jackie is SO good at what she does, casting-directors have a hard time giving her a wider range of work.
    --Anything I Can Do, You Can Do Better! - Jackie & Judy have a "who's-better-off" against themselves.  
  • Tuesday, July 19th
  • 58: Andrea Martin

    01:09:00
    Inspirational author, TONY-winner, actor of stage & screen Andrea Martin invites Judy into her beautiful Manhattan apartment for a coffee & kvetch.
    - My Big Fat NYC Apartment: Andrea was living in her upper west side pad before the hood was cool/gentrified.
    - Wheel of Misfortune: Judy bombs in front of Steve Martin Short.
    - That's Showbiz: Andrea just won a TONY & released a hit sequel film but can't get tickets to 'Hamilton'.
    - I <3 NYC: Sit back, relax & enjoy the show with real NYC sirens & ambiance, just as if you are right here, in the room with us!
  • Tuesday, July 12th
  • 57: Bette Sussman - Part II

    01:01:34
    Legendary composer, singer & lyricist Bette Sussman once again joins Judy at her kitchen table for part II of her facscinating episode of 'Kill Me Now'.
    - Saving All My Love: An intimate look at Bette's partnership with Whitney Houston & Whitney's relationships with her fans & lovers. This goes deep, folks.
    - I Will Always Love Jew: Judy brings back the "Jew bell." Sorry for your ears, folks!
    - "BOBBAY!": From what Sussman can suss out, Bobby Brown may haved a SLIGHT hand in Whitney's depression & addiction. That's sarcasm in action, folks.  
  • Tuesday, July 5th
  • 56: Bette Sussman

    01:01:22
    Legendary composer, singer & lyricist Bette Sussman joins Judy at her kitchen table. -Sussman & Cissy: Bette saves Cissy Houston's (Yup, lil' Whitney's mommy) concert by jumping on the piano when her accompanist didn't show. -Judy can't get over that Bette subconsciously & silently moves her lips when other people are talking to her. -VP: Hennessy makes some dumb political assumptions based on things he knows nothing about. -Special drop-in appearance by the one & ONLY Benjamin Callahan-Gold!
  • Tuesday, June 21st
  • 55: Rich Vos

    01:00:24
    Comic Rich Vos joins Judy & Hennessy to talk sh*t.
    -Rich's ex-wife babysits for Rich & his wife.
    -Judy would make Rich mad by calling his daughters 'lesbians'.
    -Rich is NOT a conservative so can we stop talking about politics please?
    -Vos was living in a house filled with comedians during 'Last Comic Standing.'
    -Check out Rick Vos & Bonnie MacFarlane's podcast, 'My Wife Hates Me'.
  • Wednesday, June 15th
  • 54: Lecy Goranson

    56:24
    Actor, musician & human-rights advocate Lecy Goranson joins Judy & Hennessy to discuss her "kill me now" moments on the set of Roseanne & on the set of American politics.
    Check out Lecy in her upcoming show at HERE arts center: 'Who's Afraid of Bob the Goon' coming this summer 2016.
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  • Tuesday, June 7th
  • 53: Mario Cantone

    01:17:29
    -Star of stage & screen & comedy legend Mario Cantone joins Judy Gold to discuss everything that annoys him.
    -Mario confesses he was tortured for being a young, out gay man in the 80s, thereby making it his purpose to humanize himself in the eyes of his enemy & win them over. Now a bunch of former ass-holes have a one-of-a-kind friend that they never deserved to begin with. They're welcome.
    -Judy gets Mario to admit to turning down 2 Broadway blockbuster jobs.
    -Dishing the dirt on working with the cast of Sex & The City.
    -Hennessy is on vocal probation.
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  • Friday, June 3rd
  • 52: Lenny Marcus - Part II

    01:19:06
    Lenny turns the tables on Judy as he interviews her about her use of medication for her mental health.
  • Tuesday, May 24th
  • 51: Lenny Marcus

    57:11
    A good Jewish boy & incredible comic, Lenny Marcus joins us on Kill Me Now!
    Judy makes the audience guess which sandwich she is eating.
    Lenny gets out of "Corporate America" to become a comedian.
  • Friday, May 20th
  • 50: Miserable, Lying & Duplicitous (with Judy's nemesis, David Feldman)

    01:17:39
    Judy was tricked into having David Feldman on her podcast by David Feldman.
    Hennessy & Judy enjoy looking at weed together.
    Judy & her partner have very intense sex but Judy is usually unconscious from the fight before.
    Judy tries to understand
    Hennessy is on vocal probation & Elysa jumps in.
    David can't wrap his mind around why Judy would do Shakespeare.
  • Wednesday, May 11th
  • 49: Janeane Garofalo - Part II

    42:02
    "Finally!" - Janeane talks about her relationship with showbiz in the 90's & now.
    "Don't Show Me the Money!" - Janeane talks about Jerry Maguire-big-'ol-slap-in-the-face experience.
    "Family Knots" - Switching agents was one of the stupidist mistakes Janeane ever made.
    "Air America" - Past-guest, Sam Seder &
    "I do...?" - Janeane may have accidentally gotten married.
  • Tuesday, May 3rd
  • 48: Janeane Garofalo

    55:58
    "It's MY Show!" - Janeane likes Hennessy & it's just getting worse.
    "Passion of the Brother" - Does Judy's brother feel happiness?
    "Kill Me Now" - Actors that play 'transgender,' 'ugly' or 'gay' are considered "brave."
    "Unexpected" - Janeane was going to be 'Roberta' because she was SUPPOSED to be 'Robert.'
    "BATES" - PBS Crime Dramas are Janeane's weakness
  • Wednesday, April 27th
  • 47: Julie Halston

    01:20:36
    Comic actor & solo-show extraordinaire Julie Halston is in the house! American revolutionary war re-enactors are still, kind of actors, dammit. Boston didn't want Judy or Julie for college, but NY would do. Julie talks about her struggles with anorexia. After a string of one-woman shows, Julie meets Charles Busch, who gave her great advice.
  • Wednesday, April 20th
  • 46: Sam Seder - Part II

    54:06
    Comic, actor, political commentator, voiceover artist; Sam Seder on the latest episode of 'Kill Me Now'.
    Sam teaches us how to sneak into the White House!
    Bring back Hugo - Hennessy's plot to get Sam back on Bob's Burgers.
    GET OUT & VOTE.
  • Tuesday, April 12th
  • 45: Sam Seder

    01:06:37
    Comic, actor, political commentator, voiceover artist; Sam Seder on the latest episode of 'Kill Me Now'.
    Sam pronounces his last name incorrectly but Judy lets it slide.
    Judy & Sam talk about their days involved in the 'E-Trade Baby Scandal'.
    Through Standup, acting, AirAmerica radio & podcasting- Sam's done it all...Including firing a bazooka at exactly the wrong time.
  • Tuesday, April 5th
  • 44: Gilbert Gottfried

    01:39:15
    Gilbert Gottfried and his wife, Dara, talks youth, career & jokes that have gotten him into trouble. "That's soooo Nazi!!" 
  • Tuesday, March 29th
  • 43: Richard Kind (Part II)

    01:02:08
    Richard Kind of 'Spin City', 'Inside Out' & "the Great White Way!"
  • Tuesday, March 22nd
  • 42: Richard Kind

    01:03:09
    Richard Kind of 'Spin City', 'Inside Out' & "the Great White Way!"
  • Wednesday, March 16th
  • 41: Dan Finnerty of 'That Dan Band' (& Kathy Najimy!)

    01:36:16
    Dan Finnerty joins wife, Kathy Najimy from episode 39 & dishes the dirt on Kathy, marriage, kids & being a rockstar. (He also gets one over on Judy. It's worth listening to just for that.)
    This show is chock-full matters of the heart & most importantly - musical improv outbursts.
    Sharon Stone makes an appearance & Kathy mends Judy & Hennessy's relationship.
  • Tuesday, March 8th
  • 40: Susie Essman

    01:23:38
    Part II of 'Kathy Najimy' featuring Dan Finnerty will be aired next week.
    This week, join us with legendary comedian & actor, Susie Essman.
    From clubs to 'Curb Your Enthusiasm,' Susie has seen & done it all. Including publicly insulting Donald Trump at a Friar's Club roast.
    Join Judy & Susie as they beautifully enfold you into their larger-than-life personalities. Support the show by subscribing & rating on iTunes & by checking out our sponsors:
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  • Tuesday, March 1st
  • 39: Kathy Najimy

    01:06:36
    Kathy BLEEPIN' Najimy is IN. THE. HOUSE. Her house, as a matter of fact.
    You know her from Sister Act 1 & 2, Hocus Pocus, Veronica's Closet & a plethora of outstanding work including the legendary off-broadway 'Kathy & Mo'.
    Now Hennessy & Judy lounge back on her soft sofa & prod into her personal life as a milf, wife, actor, high-school dramafreak & the coolest person you've ever met.
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  • Tuesday, February 23rd
  • 38.5: Felicia Michaels (Part II)

    01:24:14
    Felicia talks to Judy about her stripping career, old friendship with Roseanne, her big win on Star Search & relationship with her ex.
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  • Tuesday, February 16th
  • 38: Felicia Michaels

    01:06:57
    Felicia shares her family's holocaust experiences with Judy, being a woman in the comedy world, dealing with her mother's disease, living alone at 14 & later working as a stripper.
    Hennessy stayed home with a horrible case of the vomits as Judy flies solo with the fascinating Felicia Michaels.
  • Tuesday, February 9th
  • 37: Henriette Mantel

    01:13:56
    The incredibly funny & talented Henriette Mantel joins Judy Gold on this week's episode of 'Kill Me Now'!
  • Tuesday, February 2nd
  • 36: Lewis Black (also featuring Kathleen Madigan)

    55:56
    Following the heels of Kathleen Madigan, Judy focuses on Lewis Black during this episode of 'Kill Me Now'.
  • Tuesday, January 26th
  • 35: Kathleen Madigan (also featuring Lewis Black)

    01:04:31
    Incredible comic, Kathleen Madigan joins Judy Gold to kvetch about growing up in the boonies, dating Lewis Black & Chris Christie.
    Lewis Black joins halfway through for more truth & laughs!
  • Tuesday, January 19th
  • 34.5: Judah Friedlander

    55:01
    Judah Friedlander sits down with Judy to continue their kvetch about the worst audience-member demographic, high-school-like politics & kidney stones. Check out Judah's awesome book of commentary, philosophies & humor: 'If The Raindrops United' - http://tinyurl.com/zbp3epl
  • Tuesday, January 12th
  • 34: Judah Friedlander

    58:36
    Judah Friedlander sits down with Judy to discuss first impressions, evil educational-institutions, Judah's comedy stylings & the reasons they don't belong in a "comedy-click."
  • Tuesday, January 5th
  • 33: Michael Patrick King

    01:18:48
    Hennessy is away for this show and Judy's best friend, Howard, takes over as co-host and show's him how it's done.
    -With guest; Comic, Actor, and Writer: Michael Patrick King (MPK) of every amazing show that’s ever been on television.
    -Howard was the one that first dared Judy to do stand-up comedy.
    -Michael was the most popular when his mom ran a Krispy Kreme.
    -Howard is the gayest non-gay ever.
    -Michael ends up being just as annoying as Hennessy after all.
    -MPK broke some hearts while ‘coming out.’
    -It's Judy's Shoooooooooooooow!!!
  • Tuesday, December 29th, 2015
  • 32.5: Burton Rubin of EZ Wider - Part II

    50:59
    With inventor of many ideas, including the world's first wide rolling paper: E-Z Widers, Burton Rubin.
    Take a toke, sit back and listen to part-two of this double-wide episode of Kill Me Now with Judy Gold.
    This episode features a REALLY cool, old E-Z Wider radio-commercial.
    Check out Burt's 'Evopen' and other Evo-Inventions at www.evopen.com!
  • Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015
  • 32: Burton Rubin of EZ Wider - Part I

    50:22
    With inventor of many ideas, including the world's first wide rolling paper, Burton Rubin.
    Take a toke, sit back and listen to part-one of this double-wide episode of Kill Me Now.
    Check out Burt's 'Evopen' and other Evo-Inventions at www.evopen.com!
  • Wednesday, December 16th, 2015
  • 31: Ari Shaffir

    01:27:12
    With comic, writer, piner of Judy's heart: Ari Shaffir.
    Ari & Judy are fearless interviewers.
    Ari has had a crush on Judy for years.
    Hennessy does a terrible dog impersonation.
    Ari discusses his bout with Howard Stern. Gizelle, Save The Children  Look of Love: Burt Bacharach Collection 
  • Tuesday, December 8th, 2015
  • 30: Chappy Cholidays!

    41:36
    Judy and Henny are flyin' solo in this holiday 'Kill Me Now' episode!
    Judy's friend Aunty Lynne stood up to the holidays and Judy is proud. Needs a sophisticated guy. Can you help?!
    Why do we have to talk about Hennessy's weed all the time?
    Judy being thankful for the NYPD is NOT controversial!
    Judy and Hennessy share their “Kill Me Now” holiday moments.
    Kill Me Now has their first audience call-in! Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement (DVD)  Huggies Natural Care Baby Wipes Nespresso Maker & Milk Frother  
  • Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015
  • 29: Liza Donnelly

    01:16:01
    Author, comedian, social commentator & famous cartoonist from her work in 'The New Yorker', Liza Donnelly, joins us to talk about comedy, tragedy & communication that knows no boundaries.
    With Karen Bergreen sitting in as Karen Quivers.
    Hennessy on boards. Mack Weldon  Foldable Bike Helmet   Meditation For Optimal Health (Andrew Weill) 
  • Tuesday, November 24th, 2015
  • 28: Guys We Fucked

    01:17:25
    Judy Gold kvetches with the hosts of the popular podcast, 'Guys We Fucked.' Judy kvetches with Krystyna Hutchinson & Corinne Fisher. We get sexy & angry. Subscribe, rate us & comment on iTunes! Yoga Tune Up Jill Miller's Therapy Balls Deep Purple GoPro HERO4 SILVER Revolights Skyline Bicycle Lighting System 
  • Thursday, November 19th, 2015
  • 27: First LIVE Show!

    01:26:39
    Judy and Hennessy host their first LIVE show as part of the New York Comedy Festival at Caroline's. With comic Lynne Koplitz; author & star of the Sopranos, Steve Schirripa; and Judy's neighbors. This whole show is a "Kill me now moment". (Hennessy apologizes for any sound issues) PLEASE RATE US AND COMMENT ON ITUNES!
  • Tuesday, November 10th, 2015
  • Episode 26: Roberta Kaplan

    01:25:39
    With Roberta Kaplan - The lawyer that represented Edie Windsor in the historical demise of the Defense of Marriage Act & author of 'Then Comes Marriage: United States v. Windsor and the Defeat of DOMA'. A funny & moving episode. Holidays are a' comin! Get a free Samsung 32 inch TV! - judygold.com/freetv 20% off all Mack Weldon- judygold.com/mack
  • Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015
  • Episode 25: Alan Zweibel

    56:34
    Judy asks Alan about his early career at SNL (where he also met his wife). We hear a little about his partnership with one of his best friends, the late Gilda Radner. Hey, it's almost X-Mas and if you're a non-Jew or a Jew that celebrates all holidays because..."Yay! holidays!" Use code: 'killme' for 20% at Mack Weldon of a really classy gift and an incredible price. Incredible items for the men, tom-boys and girls that enjoy counter-culter fashion or just plain comfort.
  • Tuesday, October 27th, 2015
  • Episode 24: The Gaffigans

    01:04:35
    With comic, writer & creator of 'The Jim Gaffigan Show,' Jim & Jeannie Gaffigan.
  • Wednesday, October 21st, 2015
  • Episode 23: David Feldman

    01:04:00
    With Primetime Emmy-winner, comedian, dad, writer & fellow political-obsessive: David Feldman. Get 20% off MACK WELDON clothes using code: killme at JudyGold.com/MACK
  • Tuesday, October 13th, 2015
  • Episode 22: Christine Taylor

    01:08:55
    With actor Christine Taylor from 'Hey Dude!', 'The Brady Bunch Movies', 'Zoolander' & more. Christine grew up as a popular kid in a peaceful home & it makes Judy want to vomit. Get 20% off MACK WELDON clothes using code: killme at JudyGold.com/MACK
  • Tuesday, October 6th, 2015
  • Episode 21: Annabelle Gurwitch

    01:02:01
    With comic, actor, author & co-host of the iconic, 'Dinner & A Movie': Annabelle Gurwitch. Annabelle grew up an Alabama Jew with a gamblin'-man father. Who DOESN'T take anti-depressants? Having Annabelle in the studio is like having 2 Lorens. Kill Me Now. Get 20% off MACK WELDON clothes using code: killme at JudyGold.com/MACK
  • Wednesday, September 30th, 2015
  • Episode 20: Phil Rosenthal

    01:03:08
    With comic, writer, creator of 'Everybody Loves Raymond,' & foodie with brand new PBS show, 'I'll Have What Phil's Having': Phil Rosenthal.
  • Tuesday, September 22nd, 2015
  • Episode 19: Lea Delaria

    01:44:33
    With activist, comic, singer & actor Lea Delaria. Judy has an inner moral-battle with every purchase. Judy's has a son named Henry, aka Jerome. Lea had some obstacles to overcome growing up lesbian in an Italian-Catholic home. "Undercover glovers"- Lea was gay-bashed during pride in San Francisco. Hennessy learns what comedy is.
  • Wednesday, September 16th, 2015
  • Episode 18: The First "Hai" Show

    01:31:44
    For Judy's lucky show number 18, we got hai & celebrated life & all that is annoying in it. Judy's special guest is the audience! Loren reads feedback & questions sent in by our listeners while Judy responds. Therapist & Judy's partner, Elysa Halpern, donates her therapy office to us as a studio & joins us to analyze some of the comments & the people that wrote them. Our live, in-house audience also joins in with some questions. So get chai & join us for a very special edition of 'Kill Me Now' with Judy Gold. @JewdyGold, @JewdysAssistant, (like us on Facebook!) Get 20% off anything at Mack Weldon with code: 'killme' at JudyGold.com/mack
  • Monday, September 7th, 2015
  • Episode 17.5: Dick Cavett - Part II

    53:01
    New Scrabble words are ridiculous ESPECIALLY "Selfie." P-H-A-R-T. Language continues to change. Judy & Dick continue to get angry. The dumbest thing ever said on a talk show. Lauren speaks in "essence." "Literally."
  • Tuesday, September 1st, 2015
  • Episode 17: Dick Cavett

    01:12:07
    Dick Cavett - a magician, nerd, jock & "The Original Interviewer" & legendary host of 'The Dick Cavett Show' - grew up in Nebraska & then stopped growing all together. Cavett was the original breakdancer - as a gold meadlist on the 'horse'. He lost his mother at 10 years of age...So he became the coolest man in the world. Dick Cavett was the first one to have a transgender person on their show. Judy's uncle past away when he was 14 years old, just by accidentally falling on the floor - which may be why Judy is a comic today. Many murderers are allowed to live better lives than they were leading before. Fellow Yale grad, Brad Bishop murdered his entire family & is still missing to this day. Pass it on. @TheDickCavett Check out his videos: http://tinyurl.com/oygj4d4 @JewdyGold @JewdysASSistant
  • Tuesday, August 25th, 2015
  • Episode 16: Ophira Eisenberg

    53:46
    With NPR's "Ask Me Another" host, author & comic, Ophira Eisenberg. Lauren Hennessy should just Kill Judy Now because that's what he's doing. Ophira's mother is now known (by Judy) as the "Jewish Duggar," with....how many kids again--? which may explain why she is now pregnant, despite her being on birth control! Religion, sexy hippy-jamborees', & dinner table shame on 'Kill Me Now' with Judy Gold. OphiraEisenberg.com @OphiraE Kill Me Now: facebook.com/killmecast & follow @JewdyGold & @JewdysAssistant
  • Tuesday, August 18th, 2015
  • Episode 15: John Fugelsang

    01:15:31
    With comic, actor & classically handsome family man, John Fugelsang. John may be the most articulate man in the world. Judy takes her son Henry to the ghetto for his driver’s test. John lives in a real-life sitcom, usually covered in pink smoothie vomit, with his wife, kids & ex. America's Funniest Home Videos- John did his best. John's father & mother were an actual Holy Father & Mother. Kill Lauren Now. Someone forgot his meds & his position. G.O.D. or G.O.V.? Eat less meat & kill yourself later. The Vatican sucks. @JohnFugelsang facebook.com/johnfugelsang
  • Wednesday, August 12th, 2015
  • Episode 14: Bonnie McFarlane

    01:29:35
    With comic, actor, producer & host of the 'I Hate My Wife' podcast, Bonnie McFarlane. Bonnie grew up on a farm & chopped chicken heads off as a chore. Recorded from Judy's very own kitchen, the host was actually early today (please pardon the kitchen sounds...it's Loren's fault). Judy's juju is off & Bonnie kills Loren's vibe. Bonnie's dad was sent home to die from cancer years ago. He's still alive.
  • Tuesday, August 4th, 2015
  • Episode 13: Carmen Lynch

    01:22:32
    Carmen Lynch & Judy Gold are both really effin' tall and share many experiences due to their height. Judy knows how to tell stories and Lauren knows how to ruin them. Carmen's IMDB page is completely wrong, in her favor. Judy is having a Kill Me Now-life crisis where pretty much everything goes wrong all the time, despite the yoga she tries to do. Henry, Judy's son, put vodka in a water bottle that Judy accidentally chugged. Carmen may or may not have been her mother's favorite child. @LynchCarmen CarmenLynch.com. Check out our sponsor: Mack Weldon and use code: KILLME at judygold.com/mack for 20 percent off. It supports the show & your balls!
  • Tuesday, July 28th, 2015
  • Episode 12: Dante' Nero

    01:14:21
    Former stripper, hooker & pimp Dante' Nero brings his experience, stories & successes as a comedian, actor, talkshow-host & love guru to Kill Me Now with Judy Gold. Lauren obsesses over Mack Weldon undies. It's a whole thing. @DanteNero BeigePhillip.com JudyGold.com/MACK
  • Tuesday, July 21st, 2015
  • Episode 11: Amy Schumer

    01:21:37
    Fresh off a nude-Annie Leibovitz shoot & right before the release of her film 'Trainwreck', Amy Schumer joins Judy Gold on Kill Me Now: Judiluh had a mentor-moment with Amiluh early in her career; Amy is going to get her SO many followers from doing this show; Childhood was wonderful for Amy Schumer-Until she was 9; Judy makes Lauren explain itself to Amy; MS is the Jewiest Disease; AND I.................AM RUTH HYMEN. (apologies for lauren hennessy)
  • Tuesday, July 14th, 2015
  • Episode 10: Artie Lange

    01:22:07
    Jersey in the house! Artie reminisce with Judy about how messed up her hometown of Clark, NJ is. Joy Behar swears Judy lost 25 minutes of her set due to her mom, Ruth's passing. Judy's cousin upstaged her eulogy at her mother's funeral by fainting. Artie & Judy discuss death, drugs & Artie's four-hour conversation about Law & Order: SVU. @ArtieQuitter
  • Tuesday, July 7th, 2015
  • Episode 9: D'yan Forest

    45:58
    Comic, actor & ukulele player D'yan Forest may or may not be a lesbian but one thing is for certain - she can play the ukulele like a f*cking MONSTER. Being in her 80's doesn't stop D'yan from being social, beautiful, musical, sexual & incredibly funny. Join Judy Gold (& Smauren Shmennessy) as they marvel at D'yan's stories of music, comedy, coming out of the closet, relationships & her future plans. http://tinyurl.com/dyanforest
  • Tuesday, June 30th, 2015
  • Episode 8: Rachel Feinstein

    01:18:23
    Judy & Lauren infiltrate CBS studios with comic, actor & master-impersonator Rachel Feinstein! Rachel & her childhood friends used to play hump-games; Female comics don't get hit on while touring no matter HOW hot they are; Rachel once had dreads AND a combover at the same time. - She also may have made the biggest mistake of her life by saying "anyways" during the show; Also - 'Dick Sister.' @RachelFeinstein; Rachel-Feinstein.com

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